So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Come on in and take your pants off
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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