There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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