you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
