what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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