Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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