is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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