kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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