So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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