I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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