i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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