Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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