We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Randomize
