it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
