If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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