So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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