I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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