is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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