I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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