It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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