that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
is it fun? or sober?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
