so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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