Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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