I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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