we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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