I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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