Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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