I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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