butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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