I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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