possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
This is the high leading the old right now
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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