id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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