So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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