I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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