The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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