Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
