Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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