these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
My pussy is not your playground.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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