so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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