I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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