NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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