I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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