just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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