i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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