Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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