Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
