no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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