It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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