i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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