he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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