I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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