ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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