Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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